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(Originally penned and posted on May 17, ARSH 2012. The conclusion and warning about the “brutality of totalitarian oligarchy being proportional to the effeminacy and cowardice of the men in a conquered culture” was taken at the time by many people as the ravings of an unhinged spinster, detached from reality and warning of things that could never, ever happen in the U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood, to this day, now a decade and a half later, remains unavailable for comment. -AB)
Today is the Feast of the Ascension of Our Lord. Forty days after the Resurrection, Jesus ascended into heaven in the sight of a rather large crowd of His disciples. It was very dramatic, as the sight of a Man levitating straight up into the sky and passing into the clouds and out of sight would tend to be. Imagine a Saturn V rocket or Space Shuttle launch, except a Man, who was just in front of you, speaking and eating with you, suddenly zoomed straight up into the clouds like a Saturn V. This isn’t a fairy tale. This really happened. Can you imagine how simultaneously terrifying and wonderful such a sight would be? The word for it is the overused-to-the-point-of-being-meaningless word “awesome”. The Ascension was AWESOME.
Anyway, the gospel for today’s Mass in the 1962 Missal is the Markan account of the ascension, and it ties perfectly into what the recent topic has been around here, namely the feminizing and attempted reduction of Our Lord into a brainless, castrated, impotent equivalent of a pet dog who is too stupid to relate to us in any way more sophisticated than “slobbering us with kisses.” In the modernist, post-conciliar milieu WE are the master. WE call the shots. WE are the arbiters of truth. WE are the standards of goodness. Jesus? He’s the the dog. Pat him on the head, put some food in the dish, and let Him out to pee once a week. And if He isn’t all slobbery kisses and if He gets underfoot, or barks, or becomes in any way inconvenient, well, we’ll just put Him down and go find some other dog, and then we’ll name THAT dog “jesus”.
The entire reading is Mark 16:14-20, but let’s just luxuriate in the first verse, verse 14:
At length He appeared to the eleven as they were at table: and He upbraided them with their incredulity and hardness of heart, because they did not believe them who had seen Him after He was risen again.
He UPBRAIDED them. He didn’t “slobber them with kisses.” The Risen Christ, Resurrected and Transfigured in Glory UPBRAIDED them for not believing.
UPBRAIDED.
Here is the Merriam-Webster definition of “upbraid”:
1. To criticize severely : to find fault with
2. To reproach severely : to scold vehemently
He chewed their asses. Up one side and then back down the other.
Think about this. He is minutes away from ascending and instead of “slobbering them with kisses” Jesus Christ, in perfect charity and complete love, in order to make absolutely certain that they got His message and understood exactly what was going on and what they were expected to do so that they and the rest of the world could hear the Gospel, criticized them, found fault with them, reproached them, and scolded them. Vehemently.
And then, after getting their butts chewed by God Almightly, they watched Him ascend to heaven in a terrifying and awesome display, the purpose of which was to put an exclamation point of masculine command on the Great Commission to go forth and spread the Gospel to every corner of the earth. He could have just disappeared. He could have walked off into some trees and vanished without any drama. But He didn’t do that. He went all Saturn V on them.

The Ascension of Christ, Hans Süss von Kulmbach, ARSH 1513
And you know what? That’s exactly what those people did. They went forth and spread the Gospel, and most of them were executed for doing it. Why? Because masculine strength is inspiring and beautiful and attractive and good – these are Godly qualities. Masculine strength says, “I care enough about you to chew your ass, and I want you to follow me into battle and fight beside me because I think you’re worth it and I believe in you. But you need an ass-chewing, and I’m going to give it to you.” Think Patton. Think Aragorn (fictional). Think Charles Martel. These leaders are mere types that point to the ultimate Man and Leader of Men, Jesus Christ.
YOU GET SQUARED AWAY, AND SQUARED AWAY RIGHT NOW, AND FOLLOW ME!
But, as I said, the Marxist-homosexualist infiltrators have purged all of this from the Liturgy, the priesthood and the Church so that you are primed to be rolled by the State and will refuse to fight for Truth, Goodness, Beauty or Justice. Who are you going to follow? Are you going to follow “superfun girly pacifist jesus”, who is really the non-existent imaginary friend of countless homosexual priests and bishops, and a mere fictional propaganda mascot of the Marxist infiltrators, who could not give any less of a crap about you, or whether you end up in heaven or hell? Imaginary “girly jesus” wants to slobber you with kisses so you’ll LIKE HIM, and who, conveniently enough, ratifies and encourages the sin of COWARDICE.
You do the math.
Now, for your joy and allegorical edification, please enjoy a Saturn V launch with the Cavalry Charge from the Finale of the William Tell Overture, a particularly special piece of music around here. 😉
Lord Jesus Christ, Ascended to the Right Hand of The Father, have mercy on us and on Your Holy Catholic Church, outside of which there is no salvation.
This is me when the Paschal Candle is extinguished immediately after the Gospel on the Feast of the Ascension.
It must have been really hard to see Him go…


John 14: 18



Schism from WHAT? Excommunicated from WHAT? The Antichurch?
PROMISE? Don’t be a tease, Tucho. We want BLACK LETTER HARD COPIES with original ink signatures of “excommunication” from your evil, cancerous cult.
Hey! I think people should start sending certified letters to Touchme Fagnandez in the Vatican stating the names of the people in your household who formally request “excommunication” from the Bergoglian-PERVostian satanic sodomitical Antichurch. You can even include a self-addressed stamped return envelope.
But wait, I thought the SSPX were already supposed to be “in schism”? Isn’t that what Cardinal Burke says? So how could they be entering into schism if they were already in it? Um… logic much? Nah. Logic is for uneducated backwardist peasant breeders.
And more importantly, isn’t being in schism from satanist groomer faggots like Touchme Fagnandez and documented, unrepentant Pachabitch worshipper Antipope “FtR” PERVost EXACTLY what Our Lord expects of us? How could it possibly be Catholicism to be in union with and even submission to open, obvious satanists? Ah, there’s that pesky logic again.
And it’s almost an afterthought at this point, but it bears repeating: THERE IS NO LIVING POPE. And it doesn’t look like there will be anytime soon. So how, exactly, can Apostolic Succession continue, much less with bishops that actual Catholic seminarians will agree to be ordained by, if there is no Catholic Pope, and this isn’t a state of emergency exception (!!!!!) thus requiring extra-papal investiture? Folks, it a logical hat trick!
Think about it: Would YOU enter seminary or recommend that your son enter seminary if you knew going in that you/he would be ordained by satanist faggot apostates like Matteo Zuppi, Touchme Fagnandez, or any of the rest of them? Would you dedicate your entire life to something about which you harbored grave, serious doubts, namely your diaconal and priestly ordinations? These are ONTOLOGICAL questions, not merely juridical.
Methinks the FSSP and the ICK are going to have one hell of a wake-up call when their incoming vocations dry up. I’m told that they are aggressively preaching against the SSPX, and everyone except them sees that they are hoisting themselves with their own petard. It boggles the mind.
One last point: the SSPX can consecrate more bishops at any time. This isn’t a one-and-done event, upcoming in July. They could consecrate another 4 or more next year, and so on. I mean, what’s going to happen? Will Touchme Fagnandez fart out a super-duper double “excommunication” from the satanic faggot Antichurch? If so, I want a hard copy of that to frame, too.
Let’s finish with some quotes from our beloved patron and strident defender of the Petrine See, St. Robert Bellarmine. First the Collect of his Mass today, remembering always that the greatest act of violence one can do against the Papacy is to call a man “Peter” who is NOT Peter.
Let us pray.
O God, Who endowed blessed Robert, Your Bishop and Doctor, with wondrous learning and virtue to repel the deceits of error and to defend the rights of the Apostolic See, grant, by his merits and intercession, that we may ever grow in love of truth and that the hearts of the erring may return to the unity of Your Church.
Through Jesus Christ, thy Son our Lord, Who liveth and reigneth with thee, in the unity of the Holy Ghost, God, world without end.
R. Amen.
“It is granted to few to recognize the true Church amid the darkness of so many schisms and heresies, and to fewer still so to love the truth which they
have seen as to fly to its embrace.”
~ St Robert Bellarmine
(Originally penned and posted on December 12, ARSH 2011.)
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called children of God.
Matthew 5: 9
The problem we have today with this Beatitude is that the meaning of the word “peace” has been distorted over the course of the 20th century. Hold on to your britches, because here comes the truth:
Let’s use North Korea as our object lesson. North Korea has been in a state of armistice since July 27, ARSH 1953. But, the people of North Korea have been enslaved under a despotic, and frankly bat-poop crazy dynastic dictatorship ever since. The North Korean people are held in slavery to this nutty regime by a combination of engineered starvation, brainwashing, and concentration camps.
Absolutely not. PEACE can only come to the people of North Korea if they rise up and overthrow the Kim family and the human slime that enable them in the North Korean government and military, throw open the 38th parallel and reunite with their fellow Koreans on the Southern half of the peninsula. In other words, the only way the North Koreans can ever have peace is by the forcible application of JUSTICE upon the Kim regime. And that would involve war against the Kim regime.
So yes, you are hearing that right: sometimes peacemaking requires insurrection or war. Sometimes the only way to achieve the full application of justice in charity is to gear up and kick some @$$.
Refusing to enforce justice actually causes the LOSS OF PEACE and tranquil order, and thus pacifism, like all lies, actually yields exactly the opposite of what it promises. Pacifism doesn’t yield peace, it yields CHAOS: WAR, DISORDER, TUMULT and SUFFERING. This is the meaning of Amos 5:15
Hate evil, and love good, and establish judgment in the gate: it may be the Lord the God of hosts may have mercy on the remnant of Joseph.
Amos 5:15
The phrase “judgment in the gate” means justice in the courts and seats of authority. In other words, do your duty in charity to God and your fellow men, both the innocent and the guilty, by enforcing just laws and waging wars of self-defense and defense of allies when necessary. But it had better be genuinely necessary – not just warmongering profiteers mendaciously claiming “necessity”.
This is why law enforcement officers are called “peace officers”. That isn’t irony, it is truth. The very men who are trained to use billy clubs and firearms against criminals are trained and called to do so in order to see justice done in charity and thus MAINTAIN THE PEACE. Wyatt Earp was gifted a revolver by the people of Dodge City with a plaque on the butt with the word “Peacemaker” engraved on it. This wasn’t snark or irony on the part of the citizens of Dodge City. It was a statement of truth. Peace is the state of applied justice in charity within a society, and thus it is completely appropriate to emblazon a gun with the word “peacemaker”.


Does this sound familiar at all? Can you think of any examples whereby a nation failed to enforce its own laws in a spirit of “tolerance” and “pacifism”, and eventually moral sloth and callous indifference, and in that failure to see justice done upon criminals, both within and without, allowed a cancer of crime, theft, terrorism and general evil to metastasize and destroy said nation, and eventually an entire civilization? Hmmm?
So as much as some folks don’t want to hear this, every time I call out Sodomites, Jews, musloids and psychopath politicians and crony oligarchs, what I am doing is trying in my strange way to inspire a shift towards JUSTICE and the craving and demanding of justice in our nation, society and world, so that in that application of justice there can be the ultimate harvest of true, lasting, genuine PEACE. I am not so stupid or deluded to think that laying low and going-along-to-get-along is going to lead to anything except an escalation of injustice, suffering and eventual violence and death at the hands of the very people that our sick culture demands we “tolerate”.
This stupid nonsense all started decades ago when so-called Christian clergy began to twist and pervert the words of Our Lord in the Beatitudes into the lie of pacifism and touted effete weakness as a virtue and masculine strength as a sin. Today’s clerics and prelates are just too stupid, intellectually lazy, cowardly and money-obsessed to preach the truth. And so all they can say between gay disco anthems is, “Always be nice!” while civilization crumbles around them. Fools.
In this episode, Ann recounts the theft of much of her funds by Musloids or Jews out of the United Arab Emirates from a bank account with an attached debit card in early March. How did they get the account number? Why weren’t any security alerts generated? Why did the thieves challenge the chargeback and draw attention to themselves? Why did MasterCard take EIGHT WEEKS to “investigate” before restitution of the funds? What lessons were learned, and how can you augment your security with bank accounts? Remember the good old days when you could call a toll-free number, order your Ginsu II knife set and pay C.O.D. — cash-on-delivery… no bank account needed? We then discuss the upcoming UFO psyop, and how no well-formed and catechized Catholic will be the least bit scandalized, as demons have been manifesting and deceiving people since the Garden of Eden. But isn’t it funny how the UFO psyop began in the early-to-mid-20th century, and coincided perfectly with the ascendancy of satanism, Communism and the Antichurch? Must be a coincidence. Will demon-worshipping Antipope “FtR” PERVost declare “lizards from space” to be our “brothers” with whom we should seek “fraternity”, because remember, ALL ARE WELCOME, and declare the Holy Bible to be “fictional stories”? Will Fr. Jerry Murray try to “popesplain” it away when he does? When apostate infiltrators try to steal your faith, what will you do? What WILL you DO? The State of Grace: Don’t leave home without it.
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Welp, Hungary, you had a good run. Over 1000 years. But now it is clearly over.
Last one out, turn off the lights.
🇭🇺Peter Magyar was inaugurated today and the new government celebrated.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 9, 2026
The “dancing minister” performed his signature moves pic.twitter.com/8uhCUfKIon
From the article at the link: “Dr. Seok explained that the World Health Organization has selected hantavirus as one of the “Disease X” pathogens that can trigger new infectious diseases, and there is an urgent need to develop new vaccines effective against a wide range of subtypes.”
Contracting hantavirus while on board a cruise ship is exceptionally weird. And now we find that Moderna is working on a new “vaccine” for the same virus! Even more weird!!! Total koinkydink, I’m sure.

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You’re a tease, you turn ’em on
Leave ’em burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen young and sweet, only 17
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh-ooh, ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen
Clip from the ARSH 2019 film “The Two Popes”. This scene depicts then-Cardinals Ratzinger and Bergoglio. Bergoglio is whistling “Dancing Queen” and Ratzinger asks what tune it is. The scene is ridiculous in the sense that they’re speaking in Latin. Bergoglio couldn’t speak Latin. Italian is the language spoken in the Vatican.