I can’t even say, “caption this” because it’s just way, way, WAY too easy. And I’m literally sitting at an Asian buffet as I type this, and I’m not one-hundred on how to spell “smorgasbord”.

This is the Aux of Boston, Robert Reed. As in the father on the Brady Bunch who died of AIDS. Yeah. Like that, except different. Except kinda similar too….

All I can say is, Where are the PARENTS??

Run away, lads. Run away from the bad, bad man….

Oh, by the way, the Antipope denied the bodily Resurrection of Christ. Did you hear? Yeah, I know, I’m shocked too…. SHOCKED.