Okay. Okay. I’ll say something nice.

Best.
Outfit.
Ever.

This outfit literally gives me hope.

I’ll take that in a size 4-6, and a size 7 1/8 hat. Thanks.

Apparently Melania had some kidney stones removed.  Prayers for Melania’s speedy and total recovery.  She is, quite probably, the smartest person in the whole outfit.  (She speaks six languages, two of which are Slavic. And she chose that outfit. Come on.) And she converted to the One True Faith from atheism. She’s no dummy.