Masterpiece Theater

Gosh, I close my eyes and that narrator’s voice, gently warped as projector films always were, takes me right back to First, Second and Third Grade. I can see Mrs. Wilson, and Mrs. Kaeding wheeling in the projector (Oh! The sweet anticipation!), pulling down the screen, and then fighting with the damn thing to get it properly fed and running – and they ALWAYS did get it running. And then turning off the lights, and… sweet ASMR relaxation-education. I was in that sweet spot wherein the same day I could watch a film produced in the 1950s, and then play language and math games on an Apple IIe. That’s pretty remarkable, if you think about it.  

This is at once peak nostalgia, and at the same time absolutely brutal, cutting satire. What more can one ask for?

 

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.