God bless you, Bud. You’re welcome to hang out and unwind at my Van Down By the River any time. Many people do. It would be an honor. Next step: Disbar Binger and Lunchbox.

Kyle, this is FOREVER your anthem. Not bad, son. Not bad. We’re all proud of you. Now, live a life of virtue. Keep it up. In fact, build on it. Keep advancing in virtue. Never succumb to the culture that tried to destroy you.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.