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(R.I.P. Val Kilmer) “What makes a man like Bergoglio, Doc, what makes him do the things he does?”

Val Kilmer, who gave one of the finest performances ever put to film as Doc Holliday in ARSH 1993’s “Tombstone”, has died. R.I.P.

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Johnny Ringo Antipope Jorge Bergoglio: After I’m done with the Franciscan Friars of the Immaculate, take your Cowgirls and finish off The Knights of Malta and all of the Carmelites.  You burn ’em, Ike João.  Burn ’em all.

Ike Clanton João Braz de Aviz:  Hell, Johnny Jorge, they ain’t even gonna show.

Johnny Ringo Antipope Jorge Bergoglio:  They’ll show.

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Wyatt Earp:  I spent my whole life not knowin’ what I wanted out of life. Just chasin’ my tail.  Now for the first time I know exactly what I want, and who. That’s the damnable misery of it.  What makes a man like Ringo Bergoglio, Doc, what makes him do the things he does?

Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo Bergoglio has a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

Wyatt Earp:  What does he need?

Doc Holliday: Revenge.

Wyatt Earp: For WHAT?

Doc Holliday: Being born.

Musical Interlude: “That’s All…”

Mel Torme, aka The Velvet Fog.  File this one under “God singing to man.”

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I can only give you love that lasts forever, And a promise to be near each time you call. And the only heart I own For you and you alone That's all, That's all...

I can only give you love that lasts forever,
And the promise to be near each time you call.
And the only Heart I own
For you and you alone
That’s all,
That’s all…

I can only give you country walks in springtime And a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall; And a Love Whose burning light Will warm the winter's night That's all, That's all.

I can only give you country walks in springtime
And a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall;
And a Love Whose burning light
Will warm the winter night
That’s all,
That’s all.

There are those I am sure who have told you, They would give you the world for a toy. All I have are These Arms to enfold you, And a Love time can never destroy.

There are those I am sure who have told you,
They would give you the world for a toy.
All I have are These Arms to enfold you,
And a Love time can never destroy.

If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear, You'll be glad to know that my demands are small. Say it's me that you'll adore, For now and evermore That's all, That's all.

If you’re wondering what I’m asking in return, dear,
You’ll be glad to know that My demands are small.
Say it’s Me that you’ll adore,
For now and evermore
That’s all,
That’s all.