Just when you thought it couldn’t get any trashier and elder-abusive, not only do we have this clearly ghostwritten letter, in which “Joe Biden” forcefully declares that he ain’t goin’ nowhere, but the New York Post is reporting that White House staffers confirm that the incestuous crackhead traitor, Hunter Biden, is calling shots in the White House. You can’t make this crap up.

So don’t worry, folks. SpongeBrain Shitpants isn’t actually running the country. His retard crackhead pervert son is. So we’ve got that going for us, which is nice. WHEW! So everything’s fine. I’m sure the CCP is quaking in their boots, and Putin is sobbing on his bathroom floor as we speak.

Gosh, it’s such a PERFECT allegory of the fall of the United States.

Hail to the Chief…