I don’t want to panic anyone or cause a kerfuffle… but I bought a tulle-crinoline petticoat situation for under my 1951 dresses…

And yes, it’s everything. So comfortable, flattering and beautiful. I got it from eShakti. Just do a search for “tulle skirt”.

Red polka dot A-line dress, light beige tulle crinoline petticoat, flowered two-tone straw sun hat, red espadrilles, white viscose gloves.

Every day, folks. EVERY. DAY.

Folks, if this isn’t the disastrous intersection of American apocalyptic religious fervor, narcissistic grrrlboss “yaas queen” too-good-for-a-man, and the Traditional Catholic Faith, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

Ladies, you can do it!

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.