Already down the memory hole of the 36-hour news cycle is reportage that Antipope Bergoglio is up to his filthy neck in massive money laundering and embezzlement in the Vatican.

Knock. Me. Over. With. A. Feather.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money.

So, where can all of this money be going??

In no particular order:

-Cocaine and other drugs

-Prostitutes, almost all male, many under the age of 18

-Bribes, palm-greasing, hush money, protection money and payola, almost all in cash

-Private luxury chauffeured cars

-No-show salaried employment positions

-Real estate (with tenants ensconced rent-free, oftentimes sodomy/fornication partners)

-Airline tickets and accommodations

-Luxury meals and wine (Like HERE, for example)

-Antique furniture

-Remodeling projects / art and interior decor

-Offshore deposit and/or securities accounts

-Medical treatment for sexually transmitted diseases and proctological damage

That’s a very short beginning to the list.

Like I said, a billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money.