† Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen †

St. Michael the Archangel in the classic “I’ve had just about enough of your crap” pose, preparing to manfully slay Lucifer with an ASSAULT WEAPON, outside of the Church of St. Michael the Archangel in Vienna.

Because when it comes down to brass tacks, there are people in this world that just need killing. Real men step on the heads of such fiends and get the nasty business done.